Archive for May, 2009

If you’re not doing it, the other four people in the room likely are.


Two statistics which will bother my fundamentalist friends:

According to author Peggy Vaughan (The MonogamyMyth) most experts’ best educated guesses have 50 to 65 percent of husbands and 45 to 55 percent of wives stepping outside their marital vows by age 40.

Since it’s unlikely that every wife who cheats also has a cheating husband, there will not be 100 percent overlap. If even half of the cheating women are not married to cheating men, then one must conclude that eight out of ten marriages will have at least one cheating partner.

Perhaps this is a sign of America’s moral decay. More likely, it’s a sign that marriage is an unnatural institution. Read the rest of this entry »

Hooray, Hooray! The first of May!


It’s the beginning of the outdoor sex season. Think of it as a bonding rite. A celebration of oneness with nature. (And rumor has it that women love to be whisked away to exotic locations).

Birds do it. Bees do it. Nearly every other species does it outdoors. Why should we not ignore caution and just join in? Two reasons.

First, it’s illegal in many jurisdictions.

Second, planning not to get caught is half the fun.

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