Spit or Swallow, and the Monthly Self-Exam


Ladies, would you swallow a weekly teaspoon of medicine if it was a proven breast cancer preventative?  Excellent.  I have great news for you.

Published October 3, 2008 in the Journal of Medical Research, a North Carolina study found that women who perform fellatio and swallow the semen one to two times a week may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent.

The study tracked over 15,000 women aged 25-45 for ten years. 6,246 performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis.  9,728 did not.  The swallowers had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent.  The spitters breast cancer rate was 10.4 percent.

Other health care researchers are weighing in on the results.

Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine says “I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act.”  Dr. Kramer concluded, “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”

Meanwhile, at the American Cancer Society, Deputy Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Len Lictepeen says, “This will hopefully change women’s practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases.”  Lictepeen warns that women should not overlook or “play down” these findings.

So there you have it, ladies.  Do not play down these findings.  Your very survival may depend on it.


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